Hannibal Lecter

"When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin', but not to help"

- Hannibal Lecter

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

- Every city when Hannibal enters "I will EAT you, 0! C'mere!"

- Hannibal Lecter in a rare chance encounter with Captain 0 before getting infamously PUNCHED!!! But it heals in only 5 minutes.

Hannibal Lecter is a weird ass serial killer who has lots of powers, but DEFINITELY isn't the strongest villain ever. But he’s pretty damn close, also hates Chuck Norris (He thinks he's ugly and should go die). He loves Ducky, and would be a member of the Ducky Gang, if Ducky didn't think he was so Stupid. He is also the CO EMPEROR (probably a large investor) of the Satanist Empire. Because of this, he has many powers, such as being so ugly Vesta changed his image and said "EWWW DUMMY FAT BOY I WANT TO DESTROY YOUR OLD IMAGE!!". He has also invested into the Nega-Undefeatables. But for unknown reasons obvious reasons (EVERYONE HATES NORRIS CHUCK DUH) he hates Norris Chuck.

He is also the reason that 1 trillion houses have been destroyed across the UnWorld.

Criminal Record

 * Hating Chuck Norris
 * Cannibalism
 * Use of the N-Word without a pass
 * Murder
 * Theft
 * Child abuse
 * Human trafficking
 * Arson
 * Carjacking
 * DUI
 * Downloading a car
 * Online Piracy
 * Illegal Painball

History
Hannibal Lecter was born to his mother Susan Lecter, along with his good son Christopher Lecter on 4/20/1969. His mother always told him, "HANNIBAL, YOU'RE A BIG FAT POOPYHEAD!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR FATHER, WHO IS A BORING EMPLOYEE AT SOME BIG PHARMA COMPANY >:(((". When Hannibal grew up, he ate her body for revenge of being made fun of by his mother all the time.

When he grew up, Hannibal was a famed doctor who had many famous customers. This all changed when on One day, he was caught eating the corpse of New Mario who he claimed "was taken in for an experiment", when we all know it's because he was a Wanted article. He was thrown in jail, stripped of almost all his rights, and his only right was to tell police about other cannibals in the area. He died of suicide soon after, because it was so boring being in jail.

He was revived by 0 niatpaC 2 years after his death. He was once part of the Toppats, but it was so boring there and the maeT gnihtynAnU was SO better than the Toppats. Because of this, RHM now has Hannibal on his death list.

His days comprise of:


 * 1) Eat frozen human for breakfast (9:30)
 * 2) Promote murder and theft online (10:00-10:50)
 * 3) Rest for 1 hour (10:50-11:50)
 * 4) Go outside for a bit and protest (11:50-12:00)
 * 5) Eat humans for lunch (12:00)
 * 6) Promote evil groups (12:00-12:50)
 * 7) Rule the Satanist Empire with an Iron Fist (12:50-3:30)
 * 8) Eat dinner (3:30)
 * 9) Promote murder, cannibalism, and theft again for a few hours and then rest for 1 hour (3:30-7:00)
 * 10) Eat human livers for dessert and watch TV (7:00-7:30)
 * 11) Play Shames (7:39-9:00)
 * 12) Watch Pingas (9:00-9:30)
 * 13) Promote the Satanist Empire (9:30-10:00)
 * 14) Sleep (10:30)

Bio
''As one of the co-emperors of the Satanist Empire, it's actually easy for him to control the Satanists with an iron fist, as he doesn't need anything but his voice to have people follow his orders. He also invests in large gangs.''

Personality
Despite being as evil as Captain 1, Hannibal is relatively an somewhat easy and somewhat hard difficulty to get to lash out. If left to his own devices, Hannibal will keep doing stuff that he's doing. If you're an Undefeatable, Hannibal knows that he can't kill you, and will instead commit die as a quick means of escape. It doesn’t work though, as he just respawns in his apartment..

He also has a Wa-Version of him, WaHannibal Lecter, who was killed by unhappy people who hated Wa forms. But he then created WaWaHannibal Lecter, WaWaHannibal has never been seen before.

How to anger him (WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS EVER!)

 * Get up close with him
 * Stare at him for an extended period of time
 * Hold a knife at him
 * Punch him
 * Threaten to call the UnPolice on him
 * Point a gun of any kind at him (especially shotguns)
 * Get Chuck Norris to come

Trivia

 * Hannibal is only 13 evil behind Bob Saget.
 * He has the lowest UnRank, that rank is WAY Below Negative Infinity.
 * He is immune to Bing Crosby's singing.
 * He knows how to revive people with cybernetics.
 * He is also known for getting his hands on a Ban Hammer and not being sent to the shadow realm.
 * Hannibal can also shapeshift into many notable characters. The characters include, but not limited to, Captain 10,000, Chuck Norris, Charles Calvin, Sackboy and Captain 0.
 * However, the shapeshifted impostors (wen the imposotr s sus lulz) aren’t actually that hard to sort out, let’s say you got 2 Captain 0s, if you kick the real one, it doesn’t do anything, if you kick the impostor, it will turn into Hannibal.
 * He is the one who wrote Hannibal's Notes.
 * He hates Captain 37 because his hotel is better than his.
 * He is not a machine, but he is a KILLING MACHINE!!!
 * He is skilled with the knives and owns a single minigun.
 * He owns his very own house. It's a rather big apartment at the top of Big Surf Island, and just big enough for him and 6 of his victims to live in.
 * He is an impostor.
 * He can summon earthquake up to a magnitude of 9.5, but he has never done this in practice.
 * Remember in 2040 when Captain 1 died? Well Hannibal Lecter ended up filling in for him. Even though it was only 10 years.
 * He is loyal to Captain 1 and 0 niatpaC.
 * He is the man who created the EAS Alert System.
 * He spent some of 2021 in 2op Jail, after being slightly nerfed, though, he was let free.