IPhone 13

The iPhone 13 is Tim Cook’s latest and stupidest invention, he took the already barely changed 12, diagonalized the cameras, shrank the notch and called it a day.

History
After the high (no, LOW!) sales of the iPhone 12, Mr. Tim needed to make more money to maintain his condom shaped headquarters, he and his team created the ultimate iPhone. It had:

And if that’s not good enough for you, introducing the iPhone 13 PRO AND PRO MAX! UP TO OVER A FULL DAY OF BATTERY LIFE, A 3RD CAMERA AND 120HZ REFRESH RATE!
 * 1) ULTRA FAST A15 BIONIC
 * 5G, JUST LIKE THE 12
 * 1) BOLD NEW COLORS, FROM THE (not) PURE BLACK MIDNIGHT, TO THAT BADASS CHERRY (PRODUCT)RED AND EVEN BLUE!

Oh, and did I forget to mention NO CHARGER, JUST LIKE THE 12! You have to buy a new fucking USB C to Lightning brick! Jesus Apple, you make me want to buy an S22 Ultra.