Captain 1

"NO MORE FALSE INFORMATION!! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD, AND MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT, BOTH LITERALLY AND NOT!!"

- Captain 1, after realizing people like UnAnything Wiki instead.

Vladimir Spork Norris, also known as Captain 1, is an evil captain which is the utter opposite of Captain 0 except that he is the sum of 0+1. This is his evil formula to do random evil things. In other words, he is the main antagonist of the UnUniverse.

He is also friends with 0 niatpaC, as they both have tendencies to assassinate Captain 0. They have made plans to team up to destroy Captain 0 once and for all.

Backstory
On June 21, 1981, at 3:61 PM UnTime, Captain 1 was born from Satan and Satan only (because Satan wanted a child) out of the fiery pits of hell. For most of his life, Captain 1 shunned his evil tendencies and tried to live a normal life. He once had a wife and two kids, but then, in 2001, Captain 1 decided to create a wiki about Anything. But when he saw that people were instead wanting to create fake facts for humor on UnAnything Wiki, he killed his family and let the evil get to his heart. To this day, nobody, not even Chuck Norris, can reverse the damage done on Captain 1's heart. He currently has not been stopped, as he escaped The Wall with his evil eye lasers.

Relationship with Captain 0
He is the mascot of Anything Wiki and kills anyone on spot if some writes false information. The people on Anything Wiki are people that read encyclopedias all day, and people that got kicked out of Wikipedia for entering reasonable information. He always wants to kill Captain 0 and always has tedious plans. He hates memes and all other forms of fun, so he will kill trolls, YTMND fads and other fun things. He would do anything to get rid of UnAnything Wiki and is one of the only guys to hate Chuck Norris.

He had combined the most evil parts of the most evil inventions to create an ultimate telescope used for stalking Captain 0 and UnAnything Wiki. He may be one of the weaker villains, yet he is one of the biggest threats to the UnUniverse!

The Gr8 War
Captain 1 once tried to destroy the Zimbies by creating monsters called coal people to destroy them. Luckily, Tiger Tail and the boys foiled his plan and defeated him.

'30s Stuff
Captain 1 was cloned by Satan and helped Chuck Norris to defeat Duo, since Duo was killing Saget's new-and-improved Weegee-resistant hellhounds. The clone's UnRank jumped to Aleph 1.99999999999999999999 and the clone became good, then changed into Captain 1,000. Another clone became Captain 10,000 after helping Chuck Norris beat up for the lulz.

Around this time, Hannibal Lecter was put into the Super Evil Villains Clan, a group founded by Captain 1, becoming the group's second-in-command and the second biggest threat in the UnUniverse. He died to the Sword of "Huh??" within the month, since Nobody is more evil than a total buzzkill like Captain 1.

'40s Stuff
In 2040, Captain 0 got fed up with Captain 1 so he ended up teaming up with all the 10-exponentiated Number Captains to start the Number Captain War. The plan both started and ended with Captain 1 being shot to Pluto, where he sat, all alone and continuing to spy... (or did he? after all, the number of people that just so happened to have his interests was kinda sus...)

'50s Stuff
Captain 0 and his team were very sad that Captain 1 was gone. Without him, they had no purpose in life.. And so in 2050 he asked the Undefeatables to put things back in order and so they did. Captain 1 was no longer exiled and Captain 0 e- mailed him on behalf on the team:

"On the behalf of the team, I'd like to say we'd missed you while you were exiled on Pluto. While you might be evil and the main villain of the UnUniverse, the UnUniverse would be sad and boring without you."

- Captain 0, on behalf of the team

Captain 1 said this in return: "Fuck you"

- Captain 1, angry at being exiled to a frozen wasteland

Trivia

 * He has a second home in Hell, where he thinks up evil things to do with Adolf Hitler, Hitler's clone and the Teletubbies.
 * He dislikes his good twin 1 niatpaC who was born because of mysterious black ooze.
 * He always dreams about strangling Captain 0.
 * Captain 1 is actually closer to Captain 0 than you'd think, because Captain Zero is #1, and Captain 1 is a really big zero.
 * He used to be good, however he became evil after noticing people weren’t editing the Anything Wiki.
 * Captain 1 is after Captain 2 because of math. Math is good.
 * Out of all the captains, he is the most likely to find Captain 8ñßàñ856 in his room, because Captain 8ñßàñ856 hates him.
 * Everybody hates him, except for a select few