Captain 1,000

John Roma Norris, also known as Captain 1,000 and The Number Pope or He/Him, is a Number Captain created as part of a Captain Mutation program who is the official decreed Number Pope of the UnUniverse. He's also an Undefeatable Associate and has an army of bootleggers that he can summon at will by using the power of prayers. He has arm weapons that can kill You. He also has cool armor overlaid with gold, so it's probably worth more than the average Coin, or maybe even 2.

Powers

 * Heavencane (It can do many things)
 * Arm armor
 * Holy Hand Grenade launcher
 * Final Smash
 * Christian bootleggery

Creation
On February 23rd, 2030, Captain 1,000 was created as part of a line of mutated Number Captains authorized by the Legion of Captains to expand the team. As such, he was given the ability to not be a sissy unlike other unsuccessful mutations. When he was created they congratulated him on the new addition to the team. However, as the mutations have flaws he was exposed a bit too many Christian Sonic fanart.

Due to this exposure, he immediately pieced together everything and started believing in Christianity. This seemed weird to other Captains as he kept spreading the Word of God to everyone he saw. This seemed like an unintended feature, but by 2031 they had already gotten used to it. He even was appointed as the storyteller so that the Captains could go into sleep mode!

Though his power of spreading the Word of God seemed useless in everyday life, one day Bob Saget and his army of little demons were going to asplode Everybody. Of course, Bob Saget didn't want to. However, the demons forced him to and he reluctantly agreed. Because of this, they were marching up and up and up.

Meanwhile, on Earth Captain 1,000 was eating bread when suddenly his spidey senses went off. Something had happened! He knew who it was: Bob Saget, Satan himself and ruler of the demons. He told everyone to pray for God, and God came. Bob Saget scurried away, scared of light. Everyone had rejoiced and Captain 1,000 became THE Number Pope and the exception the rule of Undefeatable Associates ("You must pass a written test to be in the Associates"), as his masterful work saved all.

Now his quest to be an actual undefeatable begins. As he is now hiking up Mount Chuck to reach the UnRank scales.

Trivia

 * His feet are blue just like Captain 0.
 * His stick isn't shown because he temporarily lost it.
 * He has armor because of his unique water/ethanol reactor, which produces high pressure.
 * He loves all sexualities, contrary to Topekan belief.
 * He also loves all religions! (Not the ones that detest God, though. He's just neutral about those.)
 * His mortal enemy is Bob Saget.
 * He doesn't believe in Zodiacs, but they believe in him.
 * He is 104 pounds and 5"7.
 * He wants to be an actual Undefeatable and not just an associate.