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But if you want to go pro, then the iBart Pro is for YOU! And it's WORTH the Un$149.99, it has a 26 Inch OLED SCREEN!! 18 BLU RAY, HD DVD, DVD and CD DRIVES!!! 3 VHS AND CASSETTE TAPE SLOTS AND MOAR!!! IT HAS A RESOLUTION OF 15360 × 8640, SUPPORTS 1024 BIT COLOR AND HAS A HARD DRIVE STORAGE OF 3 PETABYTES AND A RAM OF 16 PETABYTES!!! It also has a 6 BRONTOHERTZ CPU, A 32 PETAHERTZ GPU AND 9 iBart EXCLUSIVE SHAMES PACKED IN!!! You can get the iBart Pro in white, black, rose gold, seafoam green, splash blue AND scarlet red. And did i forget to mention that it has 5 FANS AND 2 LIQUID NITROGEN COOLERS FOR THE CPU AND GPU? Yes, the iBart Pro makes the iBart and iBart Nano look like a pile of dogcrap.

''' The iBart: Changing lives for the better... or not. '''

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